LOL, you are too much!
Windy, I’m shocked.
And SOL, all good masochists have a safe word. “you are too much!” is too long. Try “Armegeddon”. I’ll give you a cookie if you’re smart enough to figure out why.
Since you are a glutton for punishment, I figure it was my duty to help. No, don’t thank me. I’m turning over a new leaf...to see if you crawled under it. ;)