[Right Wing Assault]

Nearly every point in the pledge conflicts with the values of most American Jews

Oh, they've made a poll of practicing Jews? Or are they just talking to the "liberal first, religious Jewish last" ones?

[Winged Hussar]

“Oh, they’ve made a poll of practicing Jews? Or are they just talking to the “liberal first, religious Jewish last” ones? “

Obviously the latter—or maybe just themselves. Their religion involves worship of the Holy Trinity: Franklin Roosevelt the Father, Barack Obama the Son, and Lyndon Johnson the Holy Ghost. Maybe they also pray to a golden calf, I mean donkey.