if you are so smart and I am comic book dumb, why are you a jackboot foot soldier and I am an IT professional, who writes iphone apps as a hobby?
1. I say you are lying. After all, you can be anyone you want to be on the internet. So absent proof of your "IT Professional" status. You'll continue to be a liar in my mind.
2. You don't know me or my profession. So basically you are caught making assumptions that you can't back up.
3. Educated people don't use the term "jackboot".