Of course, I never said that. But, like lawyers, sometimes you need one, however unpleasant the experience is going to be.
Unlike lawyers though, people generally don't require enemas solely because of the actions of somebody else's enema!
You said, "You can say the same thing about enemas." So let's map this out:
Everybody hatesPlease do not misunderstand, I got your point. But you said it in an unintentionally funny way.lawyersenemas, until they actually need one. Then, it’s “mylawyerenema is [nice].”