"When *I* came into office, the previous administration left *ME* a deficit of twenty kazillion dollars, which *I* instantly took action to pay off. In a completely non-partisan way, *I* saved America. The previous administration kept unemployment artificially low, while *I* pumped nearly one trillion dollars into the economy, bring us to a robust 9.2% unemployment rate--clearly, *I* made the right choice."
And then he just goes on from there...
“I will stay the course...my economic pogrom is proceeding according to plan”.
You forgot “I got Osama”.