[trumandogz]

I own rental property, but have never fully considered the selling tenant’s organs concept.

I’ll have to run that one by my lawyer.

[SoDak]

You must own property in a place with a lot of gun control.

[Kartographer]

You know the sad part though I am sure that you were attempting to be flippant with your answer I truly think deep down there is part (a sizable part) of you that would really want to do it.