Aaaagrhhh...methinks she's a blond with dyed hair. Some people should be permanently banned from Tweets and Blogs for such infractions.
I don't think I've ever seen a sentence begin with "myself." I wonder why people have started using "myself" in so many strange ways. I guess maybe they think "I" is a bad word. I don't know for sure.
Here, let me rewrite this post using Dana's grammar:
Myself don't think myself've ever seen a sentence begin with "myself." Myself wonder why people have started using "myself" in so many strange ways. Myself guess maybe they think "I" is a bad word. Myself don't know for sure.