What the hell is wrong with you, Ann? That's not satire.
You take an enormous number of great points, and summarize them into idiotic conclusions that do nothing but bait social warfare explosions. Thanks a heap.
Stop being such a jerk. It's making you lose your touch. You research hits way hard enough without needing you to take potshots at your stunned targets.
Let your facts do your hitting.
Her sense of humor is top notch, don't let it get to you.