Dick Are Me....Dick Armey
Rather like the great scene in The Life of Brian’’’
Pilate: Thwow him to the floow!
Pilate: What is your name Jew?
Brian: Brian
Pilate: Bwian?
Brian: No no, Brian.
Pilate: Guawd, Swap him!
Guard: Slaps Brian.
Brian: I’m a Roman
Pilate: Your father was a Woman?
Brian: He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Guard.
Pilate: Wiwwy? What was his name?
Brian: Naughtyous Maximus
Guard: snicker!
Pilate: Do you find it wisable? I have a very good fwiend in Wome, whose name is Biggus Dickus. He has a wife. Heww name is Incontinentia.
Guard: Giggle
Pilate: You couwd become a Gwadiatow vewy quickwy!
Pilate: Take him away! I want him fighting wabid wild animals within the week!