Just so we can all thank her for the job she's doing, protecting us all from terrorists.
Suggested approach is to say (with as big a smile as you can muster) to the puke, “I’ve been watching you at your job and I want to compliment you on how well you handle it especially with all these folks who seem to be difficult. Would it be okay if I sent a letter to the airline (used to be called an orchid letter for the frequent flyers here) telling them what a wonderful job you do under all this pressure? Great, now what is the exact spelling of your last name? You sure are super - love an upgrade if one opens up.”