Your attempt to blame others for that is definitely shameful. It's one of those things you really shouldn't ask for in a thread like this.
No, the bureaucracies reaching and grasping story doesn't work here ~ these are public roads.
If they were private roads it'd be a different matter.
“You’re the guy who brought up poop.”
No I’m the guy who brought up your consistently incoherent arguments. You spoke in great detail about defecation and excrement. Hey, to each his own. If they impose helmet laws, next they’ll take away your right (that you exercise so freely) to be obsessed with your favorite bodily function.