The Ad Counsil just started running radio ads urging people to boil their steaks. The first time I heard the spot, I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.
Sounds like that Rush Limbaugh parody commercial.
The DNR here ran a spot advising folks, if they want to enjoy fireworks better to do it downwind, and listed the chemicals and metals used to produce the various colors e.g. copper, magnesium, etc.
Guess we’re gonna boil our steaks this year, and enjoy sparklers and caps.
Downwind, of course. /s