[org.whodat]

If you keep you Johnson in your drawers and your DNA off the maid then you cannot be accused of anything, but it is wise never to be along with a nutty woman.

[CharlyFord]

If you keep you Johnson in your drawers and your DNA off the maid then you cannot be accused of anything

I learned different, the hard way, from a judge. In the eyes of the law, when it comes to sex, if there is opportunity and accusation, then there is a prima facie case.

and your DNA off the maid

Lack of DNA does not prove innocence. It just implies a condom was used. Don't forget, the Duke La Cross players were accused of rape with a broom handle. Does a broom handle leave DNA??

Every man should put some effort into understanding the rape laws in their state and area. Otherwise, you are ripe for the picking.