I bow to your belated wisdom. Michele, off with her head!
Ah yes! The “sports analogy” gambit! Love it.
So, as John Madden generally reminded us: It’s not the penalties on the other team that win the game, it’s the team that scores more points on the field.
Bachman 0, Wallace 6 (and Bachman refusing the apology gives Wallace the 2 pt conversion.)