[Godzilla]

Did you know that Mormons used to kill their own children if they tried to leave the church. It was a form of blood atonement.

Oh that was just the prophet's opinion dontchaknow. Couldn't be false teaching, heaven's no, and never mind digging up old mormon ways you nasty bigot (/sarc)

[RobRoy]

Oh, and people live on the sun and on the moon. In fact, the ones on the moon dress like quakers.

Speaking of quantifiable claims being debunked by science. :-D