“Uh, hi, I’m from Roswell, well a little north of Roswell you could say. I’m interested in your service, and I have my masters degree in, ummm, astrophysics from ENM State. I do aknowledge that my appearance seems a little unusual but that’s a feature not a flaw.
I’d like to order a seven foot female unit, preferably green. I’ll be in the gray sauc er, Plymouth Satellite in about 60 seconds.
I’ll be the one that looks a lot like the gas pumps.