[dznutz]

"She was caribou hunting, and talking about the right to bear arms," he said. "Why wasn’t she at the crime scene with me?"

Because she knows better not to trample through and contaminate a crime scene. Some thoughts on this from the ranks.secondcity cop

[Venturer]

She was caribou hunting, and talking about the right to bear arms,” he said. “Why wasn’t she at the crime scene with me?”
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Because you are in Chicago, home of thousands of crime scenes and she is in Alaska where there are very few.

One word for this Police Chief. You are one stupid mother trucker.