[muawiyah]

The reason you have that feeling is that you probably believe things like this can only happen when a group of mad scientist conspirators get together and DO STUFF.

Now, try this one. Germans change their underwear once a month at best. How often do you imagine they wash and clean the reusable grocery bags they tote everywhere?

I'd bet NEVER, and Fur Shur they buy only the longest lasting ones.

After a while something is going to happen in one of those bags and it's not going to be nice. Then it's going to get out somewhere ~ maybe a restaurant ~ maybe a Spring Festival down at the neighborhood Farmer's Market ~

[editor-surveyor]

>> “Germans change their underwear once a month at best.” <<

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That comment is beneath even you.

The germans are known as a group, to be obsessed with order and cleanliness.