Ok, I admit it...I laughed.
An old dress ~ hey, the gliteratti in Texas are the sort of folks who’d invite you to a wedding and send you a $5,000 check to “get yourself a new dress, ya’heyah” ~ I can just imagine how SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YOU! ~ to discover Mrs. Perry wore a dress more than once.
An old dress ~ hey, the gliteratti in Texas are the sort of folks who’d invite you to a wedding and send you a $5,000 check to “get yourself a new dress, ya’heyah” ~ I can just imagine how SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YOU! ~ to discover Mrs. Perry wore a dress more than once.