Return home, problem solved.
“Reunite” in the land you love, the flag you fly, the soccer team you support, the funds you send to relatives and and language you speak.
Did you hear about the Hispanic guy who was testifying in front of the Texas Legislature last week over the illegal bill? He spoke in Spanish and brought his English translor with him. He starte off with whining about being here since the 80's and blam! One senator jumped all over his case about not learning English in thirty years and it was an insult to us for him not speaking English and wouldn't let him continue. Woohoo! About time! Of course, as in this case, we never found out if he was an illegal.