[Scotsman will be Free]

Cuz the airline didn’t think the other customers wanted to look at his asscrack.

[muawiyah]

We've all been on planes. They want you to trundle all your baggage along to the passenger cabin ~ and people deal crack every flight ~ particularly the midgets who have to stand on tippy toes to push those bags up there.

The AIRLINES DON'T CARE!

[Hulka]

Or smell it or have his dirty behind sitting on cloth seats that soak up his butt-sweat.