[singing]
I’m a Congressman, and I’m okay.
I sext all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He’s a Congressman, and he’s okay.
He sexts all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I write bills. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
And have my picture taken at the gym.
MOUNTIES:
He writes bill. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has his picture taken at the gym.
He’s a Congressman, and he’s okay.
He sexts all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I write bills. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He writes bills. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women’s clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He’s a Congressman, and he’s okay.
He sexts all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I write bills. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He writes bills. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What’s this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...
[singing]
He’s a Congressman, and he’s okay.
He sexts all night and he works all day.
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okaaaaay.
He sexts all night and he works all day.
Dang forgot the last one.