[raccoonradio]

“I skip and jump, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear papa...
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars...
Oh, I’m a DEMOCRAT and I’m OK...”
(inspired by Monty Python’s Lumberjack Song)

[Enterprise]

I used to torment liberals with a variation:

I'm a Democrat and I'm ok
I drink all night and I tax all day
I wear hi heels and stockings
And hang around in bars