“I once saw a guy jogging naked in my neighborhood. I asked him why. He said ‘because you came home early.’”
R. Daingerfield
“So you came home early, found your wife in bed with your best friend and, in a fit of rage, you shot her?” said the judge.
“Yes, your Honor”, replied the defendant.
“But what did you do to your best friend?”, queried the judge, puzzled.
“I said, ‘Bad dog! Bad dog!”
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