Remind’s me of my uncle saying about his wife (birthdays, Christmas, etc.):
“I was going to buy her a bike.
But then she would just peddle it all over town.”
You reminded me of one of my college roommate’s favorite quips. Whenever he say a young lass on campus riding her bicycle, he was sure to say “That’s against the law.”
I would naively ask “What is?”
And he’d answer “Pedalin’ p_ _ _ _ y”
Same guy who had a smart retort whenever anybody asked “Has the Postman come yet?” But I’ll save that for another day.