[TigersEye]

Dating was so much easier when I was six.

Me: "Want half my sammich? It's got grape jelly."
Her: "Sure!" (takes the whole sammich)

I'll never get used to the fact that cute soft looking salamanders are serious predators. But very funny! lol

[MHGinTN]

I think I dated her sister! ... Sadly, I married her, too.