[PENANCE]

I've got a "treatment" for him. It involves water, and a board.

Should it fail to break him of his habit, the alternative "treatment", coincidentally, also involves water, and a board, .... and honey.

[Farmer Dean]

I reccomend that they get him neutered.That should settle him down.

[org.whodat]

I can fix his little problem him with a cheap pair of garden shears.

[spokeshave]

I got a definitive test for Weiner:

The penile plethysmograph test

Lets see how he "measures up"