I cannot believe how incredibly stupid that is. I mean Dehydrated stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. It is trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
Chode-that definition should be submitted to Webster’s with her picture. That was brilliant, enjoyable and true all at the same time!
My wife, who looks like Sally Fields in her Gidget days, was recently screened for explosives by our wonderful TSA. They wiped a swab over her palms, stuck the swab into a little ATM-like machine called the ‘explosive residue reader’ (something like that) and it beeped one time and they said she was cleared.
Next to her, they had a white man in his 80s with a cane taking off his shoes, belt, socks and jacket AFTER having put them back on...told him what they told her: he was being randomly screened ( only told her that because she ASKED, just like this poor guy who thought he did something wrong).... The poor guy was so confused and embarrased at having to partially disrobe-again- and get touched in full view of everyone.
Yet there was a whole group of young black men who looked to be college age, all carrying backpacks and all dressed alike, who sailed right thru...
What an absolute WASTE of our money and as you said-BEYOND STUPID....