You had me at bologna.
Was playing with my younger brother by one year..he was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Kept grabbing a slice of bread..as he was fixin it. Finally he grabbed another brother’s baby bottle..they were not plastic.
He tossed it at me..broke my front tooth in half. Try hiding that from your mom. Must have been in the 4th grade. Did not fix the tooth till I was 22.
“You had me at bologna.”
Baloney..