The man is hilarious! I guess a dry sense of humor is the best way to cope with being Elizabeth II’s arm-candy....
I once heard him say, upon seeing a sign at an Australian airport - “Felons must report their status to the Immigration Official” (or something like that)
Phillip’s comment was: “I didn’t know it was still a requirement for entry to Australia.”
His best line ever: After the Coronation, to the Queen as he joined her to walk to the Coronation Coach
"Where did you get that hat?"