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To: nickcarraway

Imagine that you are trying to brief a person who has just awoken from a 40 year coma:

Patient: “Ok, you can say dirty words on TV but you can’t smoke a cigarette in the airport terminal?”

Briefer: “That’s correct.”

Patient: “And the last flight to the Moon was way back in ‘72?”

Briefer: That is correct again.

Patient: “And a guy whose middle name is Hussein was elected president while we were at war with Muslim fanatics?”

Briefer: “Right again.”

Patient: “And a Congressman whose actual, real name is Weiner is in trouble for exposing himself in public?”

Briefer: “Exactly”

Patient: “B******T!! I’m still dreaming!


13 posted on 06/08/2011 5:01:52 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy (Victory in Iraq: Worst defeat for activist media since Goebbels shot himself.)
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To: atomic conspiracy

LOL! Clever.


25 posted on 06/08/2011 5:31:54 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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