[MarkL]

I’m going to be sure I don’t have any overdue library books!

Mark

[SeekAndFind]

RE: I’m going to be sure I don’t have any overdue library books!

See, the intimidation is working already... pretty soon, everyone will pay their debts, and return what they borrowed on time :)

[Billthedrill]

Sorry, bud. I saw you tear that tag off the mattress. Yer toast.

[4yearlurker]

I remember an old episode of Second City TV where the Library Police kicked in a door over an overdue library book. John Candy stopped them by putting a gun to a dictionary. What was once absurd and funny is now becoming the norm.