To: ilovesarah2012
The young thieves were described as being between 14 and 20 years old, standing between 5 feet, 5 inches and 6 feet, 1 inches tall, and weighing between 140 and 180 pounds. They were last seen wearing baseball caps, shorts and T-shirts. Some of them had braided hair and others had short hair, the alert said. Something is missing from this description... I can't quite put my finger on it...
13 posted on
06/08/2011 7:26:38 AM PDT by
Haiku Guy
(If you can read this / (To paraphrase on old line) / Thank a TAXPAYER!.)
To: Haiku Guy
Something is missing from this description... I can't quite put my finger on it... They forgot to mention the horse drawn buggies that they escaped in?
To: Haiku Guy
As Richard Pryor used to open his act with...
“BLAAAAAAACK!”
LOL
To: Haiku Guy
The young thieves were described as being between 14 and 20 years old, standing between 5 feet, 5 inches and 6 feet, 1 inches tall, and weighing between 140 and 180 pounds. They were last seen wearing baseball caps, shorts and T-shirts. Some of them had braided hair and others had short hair, the alert said. What a useless description. It might as well say "The perps were between the 10% and 90% in height, of average weight, in summer casual dress, with various hairstyles." Well that certainly narrows it down! What is the point of giving a generic description of a large group like that?
138 posted on
06/08/2011 11:20:46 AM PDT by
Liberty1970
(I stand with Israel)
To: Haiku Guy
Yeah. The Cleveland police did that recently in a news report on a crime. Gave a typical description of the criminal without mentioning whether he was white or black or some other color. Lots of use that description was.
To: Haiku Guy
“Something is missing from this description... I can’t quite put my finger on it...”
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No doubt they were all blue eyed blondes but you couldn’t see that with the pointed hoods and white sheets they were wearing.
174 posted on
06/08/2011 5:56:28 PM PDT by
RipSawyer
(Trying to reason with a liberal is like teaching algebra to a tomcat.)
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