[Melas]

I don’t want to be hasty. Would a Romney sign in my front yard keep the bicycle missionaries away from the house, or just attract more? I’m a practical man and want to think this through. The bicycle boys never bother me in my car so the bumper sticker is certainly out.

[Fiji Hill]

Would a Romney sign in my front yard keep the bicycle missionaries away from the house, or just attract more?

A Santorum sign would be more effective. The bicycle boys tend not to bother Roman Catholics.