[Cowboy Bob]

Was he caught stowing his torpedo?

[Miss Behave]

Was he parkin’ his plane on the wrong deck?

[I see my hands]

CAUTION
Coarseness ahead.
Highlight to read. Do nothing to ignore.

Batten down the snatches, ankles away, all hands on dick!

[USNBandit]

Four ways to lose your job in the Navy

1. Screwing your subordinates

2. Running a ship aground

3. Losing classified material

4. Screwing your subordinates. (just in case you weren't listening the first time)

There are some other ways to lose your job that aren't fair. Telling a Congressman that one of his constituents, despite being a girl, isn't good enough to pilot a Naval Aircraft is one.