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A song for the occasion ...

“Sayin’ I Lie” (Sung to ‘Stayin’ Alive’ by the Bee Gees)

Well, you can tell by the way I show my c**k, I’m the “Weiner” man: so time to stalk.

Jewish proud and women scorned, I’ve been screwin’ ‘round since I was born.

And now it’s the Right. Oye-vey! And news hey looks the other way.

You can try to understand, The New York Time’s is my best friend.

Whether you’re a Twitter or whether you’re FReeper, you’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie.

See the story breakin’ and everybody waitin’, and they’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie. Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie.

Well now, if I let go n’ I drop my fly, and her panties stir, I’m a horny guy.

Got the swinging cravin’ in my shoes. Yeah, my tweetin’ fans, man I just can’t choose.

And now it’s the Right. Oye-vey! My tweets are sin they’re gonna say.

You can try to understand The New York Time’s elect congressmen.

Whether you’re a Twitter or whether you’re FReeper, you’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie.

See the story breakin’ and everybody waitin’, and they’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie. Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie.

Wife’s goin’ Oh dear! ... Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah.

What’s goin’ on here? … Somebody help me. Somebody help me yeah. Sayin’ I lie.

Well, you can tell by the way I show my c**k, I’m the “Weiner” man: so time to stalk.

Jewish proud and women scorned, I’ve been screwin’ ‘round since I was born.

And now it’s the Right. Oye-vey! And news hey looks the other way.

You can try to understand The New York Time’s is my best friend.

Whether you’re a Twitter or whether you’re FReeper, you’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie.

See the story breakin’ and everybody waitin’, and they’re sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie, sayin’ I lie. Nah, nah, nah, nah, sayin’ I lie.

Wife’s goin’ Oh dear! ... Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah.

What’s goin’ on here? … Somebody help me. Somebody help me yeah. Sayin’ I lie.

[Lazamataz]

GOOD JOB on that song.