She is a real dog. Almost has a monkey-shaped face. I guess that’s a mixed metaphor...
It must have taken her hours to get herself presentable for going out to the bars. So who would have time for a toddler?
Yes! Monkey-faced! Perfect description. She’s one young woman who has already gotten the face she deserves.
That's absurd. She's obviously a sociopathic monster. But ugly she isn't; which has likely contributed to her entitlement mentality. We've all known women sort of like her; that believe their looks entitle them to pretty much anything they want.