[Jeff Chandler]

1. .22
2. baseball bat

Although discharging a firearm is technically legal within the city limits where I live, I would not do it. I would use one of these:

[JoeProBono]

That's my Crosman TitanGP Nitro Piston - a smooth shooter!

[Sawdring]

Have you ever killed a coon with a baseball bat? It isn’t a pretty sight.