My favorite Muscovy duck is Elvis. I can yell out a window and he will fly 30’ in the air for the 50 yards from the pond. Then on command, he will catch and/or jump up for his treat.
My favorite Toulouse Goose is Fred, named after my old boss/partner. He talks to me all day. We yell back and forth all the time.
My neighbor tells me that the screaming geese don’t bother him, but my yelling wears on his nerves. I warn him that I might start raising pigs, right inside my property line, so that on a hot day with a slight breeze, he could enjoy them from his deck. LOL He’s a lib, so he believes that I might actually do it.... I’m a jerk, so I might. ;>)
OMG...are you my dad?!?
He threatened our lib neighbor with a pig farm plopped right next to his grandly manicured backyard/gazebo/in-ground swimming pool property line because of my Toulouse geese squawking too...LOL
[Bob T Gander, gentle, diligent Lucy and Gertrude, the slutty welfare queen]