Posted on 06/03/2011 11:15:20 PM PDT by musarratullah
Peshawar, June 4, 2011, Militant groups has banned the travel of women in agency and warned the transporter if they carry women without man they will face penalty.
Outlaw ban organization of militants put the poster about the threat in Malik din Khel area and Alam godar of Khyber agency.
According to poster no body will clean shave in the area, if some one found clean shave in area they will face not only 50 thousands rupees but also they will send 4 months for preaching of Islam.
In a poster outlaw militant organization warned the tribe of Malik Din Khel if some one carry women with out male in vehicle then vehicle will be seized and driver face 500000 rupees would be fine.
Through poster militant organization inform the women that they didnt out with out their men, if any woman faces punishment his husband will responsible of all things.
All action shall come in force from 10 June 2011, through poster militant organization also warned the youth of the area that they stop the use of songs in mobile phone and no shopkeeper will sell the music or download into mobile phones.
People of the area become the victims of fear after found the poster; mostly people are selling their expensive mobile and buying simple mobiles.
My Rolaids fell off the clamshell on the hose nozzle.
I want to call tech support for help with this article;)
Something’s out of skew on the treddle!
NO SHAVING!/s
A mouse or a rat are all you need to make jam?
Did I translate that correctly?
Sounds good. Thank you for the recipe.
Simple mobiles to buy -
“No right to out without men”?
Wait...what?
FreeTranslation.com ?
Why, that's an outrage. What area has to be clean shaven to get 50,000 rupees? Preaching Islam, well, no worries there. I'd just want the money for shaving.
Wonder what the exchange rate is these days?
“driver face 500,000 rupees would be fine.”
Then, 1,000,000 rupees would be wonderful?
At least the driver could save more face?
I’m still trying to find out the exchange rate. 500,000 rupees for driving? Sounds fine to me, too, unless it’s like Zimbabwe dollars or something.
(I think I've located the problem.)
Pakistani rupees.
They’re like Zimbabwean dollars compared to Indian rupees.
Eeeeyew.
Better “Eeeeyew” than “Eeeeme.”
Oh man! You guys need to stop. I can’t stand it anymore. This is the funniest thread I’ve ever read. I can’t stop laughing - tears are squirting out of my eyes! I had to read it like four times before it didn’t make any sense at all! ROTFLMAO!
"By the many arms of Vishnu I svear eet ees true!"
(thanks, Gunner!)
Well, dang.
Guess I won’t be shaving anything or becoming a Pocky-stonny driver any time soon.
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