[pabianice]

Suddenly, Obama's mother -- long characterized by even the Libs as a dim-witted if willing pawn of the Left -- becomes Mother Theresa in combat boots. LOL! The stink of desperation coming from The White House can be detected all across the country.

[Apparatchik]

My favorite descriptive - Obama's "almost feline coolness"

The jokes write themselves.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Obama drew the vivid Kenyan figure of his absent Dad in his Bildungsroman of discovered black identity, “Dreams from My Father.”

Recently, on FreeRepublic, I saw Obama referred to as "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers." I don't know who gets the credit for it, but it's my second-favorite line ever.

Okay, since you asked--my favortie line of all time was the headline in the New York Post alluding to the demise of Ike Turner:

Ike, 76, Beats Tina to Death

[Dallas59]

She liked guys of color. Didn’t care if they could take care of her and her offspring. Pop one out and push it off on the Grand parents. She had to discover the world. No time for kids.

[ilovesarah2012]

Stanley Ann Dunham worked for Peter F. Geithner. The turbo-tax kids father.Peter was the director of the Ford Foundation. Obama’s mother Ann looked over the Ford micro finance program she was developing.

Timothy spent most of his childhood in Zimbabwe, Zambia, India, Thailand and finished high school in Bangkok.To think Obama’ father worked for shell oil and his step father worked for Mobil oil!Peter F Geithner was also inter woven with Robert Rubin and Lawrence Summers and Bob Schrank who was the author of Growing up Radical and Red in the USA!

http://www.oilforimmigration.org/facts/?p=4695#more-4695

[Paladin2]

"Being biracial in the America Obama grew up in was not much of an option. "

Uh, he didn't grow up in the Kansas type of America. He grew up in Hawaii and Indonesia, likely quite the places for bi-raciality acceptance.

[bushpilot1]

Stanley Ann Dunham's favorite movie...she saw it several days before meeting the African transient student.

[colorado tanker]

The family moved to Seattle in 1955. I’d hardly call Stanley Ann a Kansas gal. Her formative years were spent in the Pacific Northwest.

[Liberty Valance]

[bushpilot1]

[When do we get liberated?]

Yeah, put that one up against Herman Cain’s actual American Dream story and that pretty much sums up the two. Here’s a news flash, a cute blonde woman with few intellectual abilities, no determination and no ambition can float through life on a series of interested-for-a-while men.

[Iron Munro]

Let's see the marriage certificate and the divorce agreement.

How could Obama Sr. legally marry Little Suzie Roundheels Stanley Ann in the USA when he was already married?

Simple answer - he couldn't.

[combat_boots]

“combat boots.”

Make that rubber boots, please. ;>

[sergeantdave]

The cupcake trees she planted still feed the herds of unicorns on Rainbow Bridge.

And on the anniversary of her death, bunnies hop out into the dewey meadows of the Kansas plains and form the immortal words “floating through foreign things.”