JOHN EDWARDS DUMPED BY MISTRESS!

National Enquirer ^ | June 2, 2011 | ALEXANDER HITCHEN & RICK EGUSQUIZA

[PJ-Comix]

LOL! The world is collapsing in on John Edwards. Scary to think he was soooo close to becoming a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

[Peter ODonnell]

It just goes to show you, a whore will put up with a politician but draws the line at lawyers.

[unixfox]

And he would have gotten away with it, just like another so called president we had.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Well, Johnny shouldn’t worry. He’ll be the pick of the litter to be some big dude’s mistress in the big house.

[mylife]

Oh Noes! I never saw this coming!

If only that beotch hadn’t conned him into making that video nasty. LoL

[4rcane]

collapsing on the media as well, as they been circling the wagon for him. He was a heartbeat from being president

[mylife]

Poor SOB.

You do know that his Daddy worked in a “Meel”?

[Revolting cat!]

Not only the Miss Tress. Note how the opinion makers,
the MSM, have dropped the boy (or girl, as in Breck Girl.)
He/She don’t exist no more.
The working class hero, the hope of the struggling working
class, of all of us victims of the evil asbestos and DDT producers,
is no mo!

[Texas Eagle]

“John felt as if she’d stabbed him in the back.”

If Elizabeth was still alive, I'm sure she'd feel his pain.

And laugh.

[PJ-Comix]

Well, Johnny shouldn’t worry. He’ll be the pick of the litter to be some big dude’s mistress in the big house.

It will be a scene like THIS but with a much less pleasant ending.

[Psalm 144]

Short sighted of the hatchet faced prostitute. If her chipmunk cheeked john goes to prison, after paying his lawyers she will not get the object of her affections - the money shaken down from tort defendants by this ambulance chaser and oath breaker.

Weiner, Edwards, Frank, Kennedy. The whole eco-system of the American left is like looking under a rock, or rolling over carrion.

[dalereed]

““Meel”?”

What’s that?

[Jack Hydrazine]

The Breck Hair Girl is going to be somebody’s prison beyotch soon!

[bigbob]

He’s going to look so cute in Orange...

[mylife]

I know it looks like all hope is lost for Johnboy, but I think he should look for sympathy and facetime on the Bill O’Rielle show.

You know? I actually feel sorry for this asshat.
he worked his way to the top sniffing his own BS, and then.... Blammo!

[mylife]

A textile mill

[TomGuy]

Johnny may be about to experience each of the two Americas — the one on this side of the bars and the one on that side of them.

[mylife]

It’s up to us to keep his story alive!

[mylife]

It’s up to us to keep his story alive!

[Lazlo in PA]

This may be the best news john has gotten in years. Rielle might have been fine when he was married, but he is single again and can really get out there and find a young chick. The Breck Girl is still loaded with lawsuit cash after all.