There was a young Lib from New York,
Who Tweeted a pic of his pork.
His wifey’s a Muzzie,
and the picture was fuzzy,
Halal?? “I must get back to work”
A Democrat Rep from DC,
Sent his pecker out as a twee.
But this poor cover-upper’s
Career was soon scuppered,
And he wife kicked his groin with her knee!