Posted on 06/01/2011 4:12:11 PM PDT by Syncro
WEINER'S PENIS PHOTO DISPUTE TO BE SETTLED IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT
June 1, 2011
Read the rest at AnnCoulter.Com
Sometimes I wonder if Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., is too nice for his own good.
An evil swine hacks into Weiner's Twitter account and posts an embarrassing photo of spindly legs topped by a small erect penis draped in dingy gray briefs no male over the age of 11 would wear -- and Anthony just wants to forget the whole thing!
Instead of angrily demanding an investigation like anyone else would, Anthony has gone all St. Francis of Assisi on us.
He doesn't want an investigation! How big-hearted is that? Talk about a forgiving nature! He's almost too magnanimous. I wish I had that kind of forbearance.
Maybe he's ready to live and let live, but speaking as one of Anthony's biggest Twitter followers, I am not. Otherwise, Weiner's hacker is just going to go out and hack and hack again.
So while I admire Anthony's selfless refusal to be "distracted" by this issue, I would urge him to reconsider.
Only a full and complete investigation will show that he had absolutely nothing to do with that humiliating photo of the tiny stub of a male organ sent to a 21-year-old coed from his Twitter address last Friday night.
Anthony needs to remember that hacking is a serious crime. In fact, there probably will have to be a federal investigation whether or not our gentle Anthony requests one.
Another example of Anthony's amazing forbearance is how he has not retaliated against CNN for its malicious editing of Weiner's press conference on Tuesday.
CNN obviously sabotaged the tape to make it look as if he was refusing to answer the simplest, most direct questions. (I confess I did not see the entire conference live; I was too busy sending private messages to the hundreds of college coeds I follow on Twitter, just like Anthony.)
Through sheer trickery, CNN made it appear as if Anthony kept lurching back to the same irrelevant story about a heckler in an audience of 45,000 people.
Anyone could see there was something off about the video because no matter what reporters asked him, CNN kept looping back to that clip of Anthony telling his long, pointless parable about a heckler in an audience and how he'd respond and then demanding that he be allowed to finish, when he obviously had already finished.
This falsely suggested that he was stonewalling reporters. Perhaps the CNN tape was hacked, too.
It's time for Anthony to stand up for himself, if you'll pardon the expres -- Hey, wait a minute! Now my column is being hacked!!! -- and demand an investigation of both the hacker and CNN.
Of course, the libMedia will worship it too....
...You don't need to apologize for anything, congressman. Your only problem is, you're just too damn nice.LOLOL!
But knowing Anthony, he'll probably forgive CNN. There's a reason why, year in and year out, Anthony Weiner has been voted Congress' most forgiving person.
I try to be a good Christian, but it took Anthony Weiner to show me what true mercy is. I salute you, congressman! ...The preceding several paragraphs are what we call "irony," i.e. saying one thing while meaning the opposite.What I meant to say is:OF COURSE ANTHONY WEINER DOESN'T WANT AN INVESTIGATION BECAUSE IT WOULD SHOW THAT HE HIMSELF POSTED THE PHOTO... - Ann Coulter
Ann is channelling an old Chevy Chase bit here:
The congressCritter will launch a new promotional reelection campaign ad with the title, “Saving Weiner’s Privates”.ROFLOL!
But, enough with the "weiner" jokes...
...and on to the more serious business of flogging Ann's NEW BOOK...From Ann's "affiliate link" to barnesandnoble.com:...which is due out NEXT WEEK!
Heh, I can’t wait! I am #1 on the library reserve list.
:o)
You are too slow. I bought the book last week.
Ha ha!
What’s all the fuss about? It’s not like Weiner did something really horrible, like saying Macaca...[/s]
HA
What’s all the fuss about? It’s not like Weiner did something really horrible, like saying Macaca...[/s]
HA
You are too slow.Excellent.I bought the book last week.
Does that mean that you "paid for it" already online, and are waiting for it to be shipped...WHERE did you buy it?...or that you actually have it in your hands right now, and are reading it?
Amazon shows June 7, 2011 as the release date. The electronic version will be instantly available. The price is more than affordable (about $15.)
DFU: The best line was the last.
Thanks Dude.
She is quite the wordsmith. LOL.
Funny. But I think those grey boxer briefs are designer label. I buy undies for the adult males in my family and there are definitely Calvins and Polos that are grey ribbed cotton. It’s just that I’d never seen them in size smalls before.
I'm waiting for shipment.I understand.Sorry for any confusion.
Like the referee says, "No harm, no foul." :o)I was just JEALOUS that you had some kind of "inside" connection. ;)
Will wiener have to submit his briefs to the Court?
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