OMG, that was a hilarious parody of a faux-concerned Leftist!!!
...Oh, wait. Was that supposed to be serious?
Stick a fork in it. Your boy’s done.
If he was whipping it out on the House floor, you'd have a point. He wasn't. Non-story - or SHOULD BE in any sane Republic with a modicum of sense about sexuality and lacking a desire to act like adolescents.