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I was unable to comment on Weinergate this weekend but I’m making up for it now.

I understand that Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY), known by friends as “Little Antny”, is really hacked off by a picture allegedly showing his family jewels on a tweet from his twitter. However, I have heard that he is really taking this in hand and will handle the whole thing by himself.

Now I wonder if he has to use a tweezer to putz his picture on a twitter tweet? How does a twit twitter without sounding like a birdbrain? This guy whines more that the two characters combined on Saturday Night Live, “The Whiners.”

Now, if Weiner were a real man, he would rise to the ocassion and reveal the truth about this affair, showing that someone made a big thing out of nothing, or that the big thing was real but enhanced.

Gee, New York has Elliot “Spit or Swallow” Spitzer, now of CNN, and “Weinergate”. Massachusetts has Barney’s Frank, Ted Kennedy & Chris Dodd’s “Waitress Sandwich”, and California has the “Inpreginator” and his love child.

Oh, almost forgot John Edward’s love child/mistress, and Bill Clinton’s Arkansas “Swamp Romps”, including in the Orifice Office at the White House.

It looks like if you’re a Democrat, you can screw your maid, your intern, your mistress, and the whole American people, and get away with it, as well as getting re-elected to office. Rep. Gary Studds (D-Mass) proved this beyond any doubt.

Well, Little Anthony, you’ve got to really get a handle on your “Weinergate” scandal. The only “Weiners” people in New York want to hear about is the annual Nathan’s Annual Hotdog Eating Contest. This is really a “big thing” to them, not your “Hot Pants” package.

If you can’t rise to the ocassion, try Viagra. It will help you raise your ability to get this situation in hand and under control.

Otherwise, your next job will be modeling Hanes underwear for QVC.

PS: I always thought this liberal ahole was really a big prick. Perhaps now he will prove it.