The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings,
Showing feelings of an almost human nature.
This will not do.
Can’t have masculine boys. Tut, tut. That won’t do at all. See, Prince Charles is the exemplar of an acceptable eunuch...er...man in Britain anymore.
No wonder the Brits are utterly helpless against the invading Moors.