The PRESS ( = paleomedia ) sat in their buses and cars
texting each other and the White House.
Gov. Palin (Madam President) met with the crowds.
The PRESS ( oh, how proud they are ) falsely reported she was
nowhere to be seen and fabricated that
she and Americans had created a "dangerous traffic situation
( their parlance for 'did not obey us').
Re: pic #2 - well of course they’re following.
Texting the White House?