[sniper63]

"I would examine his head with a friggin sledge hammer."

That's too humane, cut off his privates and boil them in a pot of oil and force him to watch as they are fed to a pig. Then tell him, sorry no virgins for you from Allah, can't enter heaven if your not all there.

Sorry to be so graphic, but this type of crime should be punished severely.

[AmericanInTokyo]

If the idiot is on the "M" side of the "S-M" equation, heck, he may very well like that idea...except for the part of course that he might be eternally denied الجنة at the end of that story, due to Porky Pig eating his privates....