I drive a concrete mixer that fully loaded to its maximum capacity is close to 80,000lbs.
I believe I am near the top of the food chain so to speak, not much on the roads can argue with me, bigger is better in my books.
Oh and I drive a Silverado dually to work.
I'd like to meet some day, I carry a leaky nuclear reactor on my back seat. LOL!
“Oh and I drive a Silverado dually to work.”
Wimpy, compared to what you handle on your day job. Those are some mean machines - I gave up on hiring contractors to lay concrete and just started calling the trucks in myself. They are impressive vehicles when you stand next to them and they start flowing concrete.
You left out the best part. Tell folks how long it will take you to stop when an idiot cuts in front and slams on the brakes.
Whomever or whatever has the most lug nuts gets the right of way.